devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

barackobotm:

the american school system 

image

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

hey-rogby:

worship her



do you have any idea what time it is young lady

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

One day I’ll wake up and be glad I did
— Something I have to keep reminding myself (via clubmonico)
the-uncensored-she:

#ArrestDarrenWilson

the-uncensored-she:

#ArrestDarrenWilson

caseyanthonyofficial:

Damn

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

evilwitchgirl:

just hold on

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

grumpysalmon:

excuse me while I go have sex with people *mimes walking down the stairs behind my couch*

lifeswolenutriton:

Fuckin Lifeswole broh #tattoo #swole #gym

lifeswolenutriton:

Fuckin Lifeswole broh #tattoo #swole #gym